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[unathletic]

"... Park Heung Soo. Leave a message."

[ either leave a voice message, call him, or send him a text! ]

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[unpresidential]

[of course they are, because it's not like they have anything else to do.]

Yeah, he accidentally walked into 8 castles that were spitting angry mushrooms, turtles and lava at him.

[unathletic]

That could probably happen in a place like this.

[ Can't deny that one.. all the weirdass anime shit that goes on here all the time. ]

Before you know it you'll be a fat Italian plumber.

[unpresidential]

Yah...

That was your role in this, you slow bastard.

[unathletic]

Are you insisting on being the princess, then?

[unpresidential]

Did I ever say that? Stop assuming weird things.

[unathletic]

The comparison won't stop until you stop sleeping so much, lazy bastard.

[ aka it'll never stop.. that's an impossible thing.. ]

[unpresidential]

Should I just break your fingers and sew your lips shut?

[#friendship]

[unathletic]

Aigoo, look at this punk.

Where's your hyung to keep you in line?

[ look at that calm reply.. he's probably oddly used to this by now. ]

[unpresidential]

[aren't they both? it's not the first time they've sent texts like this.]

who knows? that hyung's a real annoying bastard sometimes. he's probably poking his nose in someone else's business right now.

[unathletic]

[ dumb bastard hobbies.. ]

More like busy being annoyed these people won't open even though I've rang the bell thrice. [ claiming those accusations as his own with little difficulty, apparently. ] How did you keep it up?

[unpresidential]

Didn't have much of a choice. People who want dumb things that don't make sense is how it goes.

...It was more exciting than this job, though. Maybe I should go back to it.

[he kind of misses it because it's familiar. being a lifeguard is boring as hell and he's not. woosang.]

[unathletic]

At least trade with me then. I'd love to sit in a chair all day doing nothing compared to this.

[ He's presenting it as laziness, but let's be real - it's also since it's less taxing on his leg than walking around like this all day. Not that this is too bad, but sometimes he can notice it a little.. but of course he's not going to mention that out loud to someone who'd instantly feel guilty over it. ]

[unpresidential]

Aigoo, you could have said that sooner. I'm probably better at a job like that than you anyway.

[he'll let heung soo have the satisfaction on that one too, but there's no denying that his leg is a concern to nam soon. he'd prefer to be the one running around all day and taking shit from the dumb customers while heung soo can sit around and watch nothing happen at the pool. the water's not even that deep...]

[unathletic]

[ They're both just typical bastards when it comes to this, really.. they care so much for the other that they don't want the other to be stuck with a shitty job - hence why he's actually a little reluctant all the same to actually switch despite his half-joke just now. ]

Got complaints about my customer service?

[ Not.. that he actually thinks his customer service is any good.. his face sure doesn't help with it, he's visibly seen some people look a little wary or surprised because of it, whoops. He can't help these bench pressing eyebrows are usually stuck in a half frown. ]

[unpresidential]

Do I need to complain? I already know your face probably scares the customers.

[nam soon calls it like he sees it, and it's not like he doesn't know heung soo is thinking it too. the bastard's intimidating to most strangers, after all.]

[unathletic]

Sorry that not all of us can be a flower boy.

[ Is he implying Nam Soon looks like a flower boy.. probably.. okay, he knows the guy is too much of a sloth to be that charming, but he's sure not got as scary of a face as Heung Soo does (ironically enough) so he's got to make fun of him by using the opposite end of this scale. ]

[unpresidential]

You figured out my secret to getting a lot of tips from the ahjummas.

[okay, so it's true that he's a lot less scary. and maybe even that a few people who only saw nam soon in passing would think nice things about his appearance... but considering nam soon knows he's anything but a flower boy, he's obviously just stirring shit for the hell of it. if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, right?]

[unathletic]

Aigoo, is that how you do it? Do you always pull out your special brand of aegyo on them?

[ Trying to imagine Nam Soon acting like that is.. an experience, though... ]

Making cutesy crying gestures or something?

[unpresidential]

They like that bbuing bbuing thing. Not really sure why, but it works.

[the meta is too real right now.]

It gets things paid for.

[unathletic]

I'm going to block your number.

[unpresidential]

Then what will you do when I get home?

[unathletic]

Is it that hard to ignore someone who sleeps so much?

[unpresidential]

Probably, for you. You never really do, anyway.

[unathletic]

[ Please refrain from pointing out how homo he is for you, it's embarrassing as hell even if Heung Soo knows it's true... ]

You're underestimating me. [ It's not that he's incapable of ignoring Nam Soon, it's just that he doesn't want.. to...

Even if that's worse. ]

[unpresidential]

You would have let me leave back then.

[if heung soo was really that capable, he'd never have gotten to the point of stopping nam soon from transferring. even went he probably wanted to ignore nam soon the most, he never really acted on it very well.]