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[unathletic]

"... Park Heung Soo. Leave a message."

[ either leave a voice message, call him, or send him a text! ]

Comments

[unpresidential]

[punches athletic australians and then pats their tummies later...??]

What the hell are you going on about now? [??? girls??? hitting on him?? who would even, ever.]

[unathletic]

[ It's about the reaction he expected.. mostly since he would have reacted the same way if the tables were turned here. But that's probably exactly why he goes on, in spite of already knowing that this sort of thing would never happen - or even if it would, it's not like it would be a real mutual thing. Nam Soon flirting with anyone..... ]

In movies girls always like lifeguards.

[unpresidential]

This isn't the movies. It's bad anime.

[unathletic]

Right. I get it.

Your hair isn't long and shiny enough.

[unpresidential]

Yeah, and I plan on leaving it how it is. I don't need to look the part.

[unathletic]

That's good. People might start to mistake you for Sleeping Beauty.

1/3

[unpresidential]

You're the one always waking me up. Does that make you the prince?

[unpresidential]

Don't even answer that, you dumb bastard.

[unpresidential]

You princess is in another castle.

[unathletic]

I thought you were going to say I look more like the dragon.

[ Well, he's not wrong. ]

[unpresidential]

More like the dinosaur.

[unathletic]

Aigoo, what kind of princess gets kidnapped by dinosaurs. Are you prehistoric or something?

[unpresidential]

What kind of princess gets saved by a plumber? Not like that makes any more sense.

[unathletic]

Maybe he was just fixing all those pipes around and only ran into her by accident.

[ Are they really theorizing about the story of Super Mario Bros.

Yes. Yes, they are. If not just because they've probably played it together tons before when they were younger since the nerd life is real.. ]

[unpresidential]

[of course they are, because it's not like they have anything else to do.]

Yeah, he accidentally walked into 8 castles that were spitting angry mushrooms, turtles and lava at him.

[unathletic]

That could probably happen in a place like this.

[ Can't deny that one.. all the weirdass anime shit that goes on here all the time. ]

Before you know it you'll be a fat Italian plumber.

[unpresidential]

Yah...

That was your role in this, you slow bastard.

[unathletic]

Are you insisting on being the princess, then?

[unpresidential]

Did I ever say that? Stop assuming weird things.

[unathletic]

The comparison won't stop until you stop sleeping so much, lazy bastard.

[ aka it'll never stop.. that's an impossible thing.. ]

[unpresidential]

Should I just break your fingers and sew your lips shut?

[#friendship]

[unathletic]

Aigoo, look at this punk.

Where's your hyung to keep you in line?

[ look at that calm reply.. he's probably oddly used to this by now. ]

[unpresidential]

[aren't they both? it's not the first time they've sent texts like this.]

who knows? that hyung's a real annoying bastard sometimes. he's probably poking his nose in someone else's business right now.

[unathletic]

[ dumb bastard hobbies.. ]

More like busy being annoyed these people won't open even though I've rang the bell thrice. [ claiming those accusations as his own with little difficulty, apparently. ] How did you keep it up?

[unpresidential]

Didn't have much of a choice. People who want dumb things that don't make sense is how it goes.

...It was more exciting than this job, though. Maybe I should go back to it.

[he kind of misses it because it's familiar. being a lifeguard is boring as hell and he's not. woosang.]