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[unathletic]

"... Park Heung Soo. Leave a message."

[ either leave a voice message, call him, or send him a text! ]

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[unpresidential]

Aigoo.......

This is what you get for being such a meddler. Now you've got girls taking advantage of you.

[he's never going to let heung soo live it down, if only because it sounds so ridiculous to him.]

[unathletic]

[ were heung soo any less of a gay ass a not-too-great-with-social-things kind of guy, he may have made a joke about maybe getting a girlfriend out of it.. but alas. ]

Between girls and this bastard, what am I going to do...

[unpresidential]

I can make them stop, if it's a problem.

[nam soon, no...

he won't even comment about how he's counted as part of that number because that's never gonna change, bastard.]

[unathletic]

[ NAM SOON, NO.... don't even say remotely tsunami-y things, heung soo may just get war flashbacks of having to keep that guy out of trouble. ]

There's this one guy you can stop for me.

[ three guesses as to who it is.

his name begins with an n and ends with am soon... ]

[unpresidential]

[at least he's not dumb enough to miss that one, even through text.]

Aigoo, you annoying bastard.

[unathletic]

He's always sleeping, so you can easily sneak up on him.

[ Of course he knows Nam Soon already got it to begin with, but he can't help but push a little bit. Isn't how stuff always goes between them, back and forth? ]

[unpresidential]

You think it's that easy? That guy's also got unstoppable fists. What kind of crazy bastard are you?

[always back and forth. always, and nam soon will continue to push that limit to the end.]

[unathletic]

Don't flatter yourself. [ Not that it isn't true.. Nam Soon is strong as hell for someone as beanpole-y as he is, and Heung Soo knows it better than anyone. .. For a variety of reasons. ]

Anything interesting happening at your job?

[ Entertain him a little in return too, won't you. ]

[unpresidential]

It's only interesting if someone's drowning.

That's not the kind of interesting I want to think about it. [he's still not even sure how he became a lifeguard when he's not even really much of a swimmer. this is not the jongsuk of hot swimming bastards: the movie.]

[unathletic]

[ you, white chocolate!! ]

Not even girls hitting on you? [ That's what happens to lifeguards, right? If there's anything true about stereotypes from TV and movies, at least. Even if he can't even really imagine Nam Soon with girls, considering their general disinterest in that stuff for most of their lives. ]

[unpresidential]

[punches athletic australians and then pats their tummies later...??]

What the hell are you going on about now? [??? girls??? hitting on him?? who would even, ever.]

[unathletic]

[ It's about the reaction he expected.. mostly since he would have reacted the same way if the tables were turned here. But that's probably exactly why he goes on, in spite of already knowing that this sort of thing would never happen - or even if it would, it's not like it would be a real mutual thing. Nam Soon flirting with anyone..... ]

In movies girls always like lifeguards.

[unpresidential]

This isn't the movies. It's bad anime.

[unathletic]

Right. I get it.

Your hair isn't long and shiny enough.

[unpresidential]

Yeah, and I plan on leaving it how it is. I don't need to look the part.

[unathletic]

That's good. People might start to mistake you for Sleeping Beauty.

1/3

[unpresidential]

You're the one always waking me up. Does that make you the prince?

[unpresidential]

Don't even answer that, you dumb bastard.

[unpresidential]

You princess is in another castle.

[unathletic]

I thought you were going to say I look more like the dragon.

[ Well, he's not wrong. ]

[unpresidential]

More like the dinosaur.

[unathletic]

Aigoo, what kind of princess gets kidnapped by dinosaurs. Are you prehistoric or something?

[unpresidential]

What kind of princess gets saved by a plumber? Not like that makes any more sense.

[unathletic]

Maybe he was just fixing all those pipes around and only ran into her by accident.

[ Are they really theorizing about the story of Super Mario Bros.

Yes. Yes, they are. If not just because they've probably played it together tons before when they were younger since the nerd life is real.. ]

[unpresidential]

[of course they are, because it's not like they have anything else to do.]

Yeah, he accidentally walked into 8 castles that were spitting angry mushrooms, turtles and lava at him.